China may think it needs an invasion of Taiwan keep the young men occupied. (View Post)

If they can last another 20 years, they’ll be old enough to send to the Isle Of Wight. (View Post)

What’s a hindu? Lay iggs! (View Post)

Instead of compulsory maths until age 18, I would be in favour of a compulsory life skills course, which would include cookery, home management, personal healthcare, budgeting, arithmetic, how and wh… (View Post)

You friends saying “Oh God, here’s that blessed Leon” doesn’t mean you’re going to be beatified. (View Post)