If you are married and are carrying on in public with someone who’s not your spouse, you deserve any embarrassment that is coming to you. (View Post)

I have been getting cold calls offering me jobs. I am 73. I am wondering whether there are some retrospective increases in the state pension age I haven’t been told about yet. (View Post)

You’ve been going on about your last victory for 59 years. We don’t expect you to stop tomorrow lunchtime. (View Post)

Enjoy the gig. (Pops down to Turnberry to ask Trump not to nuke China next weekend.) (View Post)

It must be different when you live in a village, but to me a pub is a social centre for people to meet and socialise. Also somewhere to go for an informal meal. I assume it’s different in the city, b… (View Post)