Goodwin’s perfect meal will be Prawn Cocktail, followed by Steak Diane, then Black Forest Gateau, all washed down with Mateus Rose. No cheese course; the cheese will have been eaten earlier on sticks… (View Post)

We once (about 30 years ago) held a dinner party where the guests cleared the wine rack. Fortunately, the corner shop was open, and I nipped across for extra supplies several times during the evening… (View Post)

Money can’t buy class. (View Post)

Thick “proud Scots but” also helped it over the line. (View Post)

Well, plenty of them groan on here. (View Post)