It’s getting awfully ConHomeish on here. It seems to be full of warmongers sitting on their sofas safe in the knowledge they’re too old to be called up. See you later. (View Post)

Don’t worry, Sandpit. Barty is on his way to protect you, and he’s fully tooled up. (View Post)

Dubai to Dover is a long way in a small boat. (View Post)

We should refuse to let Richard Tice and Isabel Oakeshott back in. We’ve too many immigrants already. I’m sure they will understand. (View Post)

Mrs. F is a Waspi woman. She doesn’t expect compensation. She is not a moron. She proves it by hating Farage. (View Post)