Yes, we have photos of being on deck above the Arctic Circle at midnight in shirt sleeves. If the sun shines for 24 hours and it isn’t windy, it soon gets warm. (View Post)

We have twice been in Tromso when the temperature has been in the high 20s. (C, not F) (View Post)

Don’t order the pizza! (View Post)

If Masterchef is to survive they should also sack John Torode, whose taste buds have been destroyed by his spicy food fetish. If you don’t cook Caribbean or South Asian food, he’s not interested. Get… (View Post)

I would like Aberdeenshire Council and South Ayrshire Council to approve plans for wind farms totally surrounding his golf courses, just to piss Trump off. (View Post)