A miniature schnauzer would make the best Prime Minister. Annoying, barks a lot but doesn’t have any particular uses. Alternatively, @IanB2’s dog. Never misses a photo opportunity. (View Post)

Sarwar isn’t interested in WASPI women. Sarwar is only interested in Sarwar. (View Post)

The rest of us appreciate your efforts, and those of your colleagues. I hope you continue to be paid in sterling, and not forints. (View Post)

As long as nobody thinks of creating a monster like Highland Council. It covers 9,905 square miles and a population of over 235,000. The distance by road from Duncansby Head in the north east of the … (View Post)

I don’t wassail either. It would be more like an ass wailing. (View Post)