Fortunately, we have you to provide us with queue cards. (View Post)

Oh good grief. Bonuses are awful things for staff, designed entirely for the benefit of the employer, not the employee. How can you can possibly have worked around bankers for this long and not under… (View Post)

So, the Second? (View Post)

I consider myself an arch-traditionalist; I have no respect for any monarch who isn't a serial adulterer. God this argument is tedious. But at least it's a step up from deskgate. (View Post)

Dude, it's ok. We all accept you as being Scottish. You don't have to try so hard. (View Post)