Tom has Jewish heritage, so is clearly in league with Lizard People, and Kemi is supported by the Common Sense Group, so - logically - must be Spock. (View Post)

It's fine; all those positions cancel out to... (View Post)

Cue speculation that it's because Gove has them ready to jump ship to Sunak after he's used Kemi to take out the Truss. (View Post)

Badenoch, without a doubt. Truss destroys him, and even Mordaunt probably still wins, since lots of voting members won't be at any of the hustings and that's where she's weakest. Sunak… (View Post)

Perhaps whoever finishes third could become PM until 5 September, as a sort of consolation prize. (View Post)