Peston will be pleased; he keeps telling us there's a shortage of reagents. (View Post)

Because it wasn't a "meme". Everything is apparently fine as long as it conforms to the Universal Codified Laws of Memes, Which Everyone Knows And Is Aware Of. (View Post)

Well, probably. But on the other hand, no, I definitely can't. (View Post)

I have it on terrible authority that it's actually just half a billion left-handed gloves. (View Post)

Again, it's not the fact that he's doing his job; it's purely the way he's doing it. Just watch the video of him with Van Tam - the poor guy can't finish a single sentence wi… (View Post)