Yeah dude, I know that. I'm just bored and bad at following my personal rules about not reacting to obvious cranks. (View Post)

So the theory is that aliens flew to Earth across uncountable billions of miles of space to... screw with us? Or, more precisely, to screw with just one country on Earth? Why? (View Post)

One of the few occasions when saying "look! a squirrel!" is literally as well as figuratively accurate. (View Post)

Third, like Ipsos. Wait. Edit: never mind. Fourth like... dammit. (View Post)

I don't think it's affected my opinion, in the same way that I didn't suddenly like Osama bin Laden more when I found out he had the same preference! (View Post)