On the second day of Christmas the Tories sent to me Two hurtful Goves And a Bozza in Oswestry This one could run and run. Particularly if punmaster-in-chief @ydoethur spots it. (View Post)

I've just written a Chrome browser extension that replaces all occurrences of the phrase "No 10 source" with "Dominic Cummings". It makes the news more... honest. (View Post)

I didn't say that any have; simply that appealing to "freedom of speech" doesn't apply when you're a guest on someone else's website. (View Post)

Very easy Con hold. Incidentally, I believe Boris Johnson's country house is literally just over the other side of the road from the constituency boundary. (View Post)

We are, however, under 0.9% of the world's population, so that's not a great achievement. (View Post)