Wait. Boris is saying “at least he wasn’t visiting a lover”. Boris. Bonking Boris. Irony is dead. (View Post)

Can confirm. The shed is about five miles away from here and I can hear it clearly. (View Post)

Yes. The pressing challenge for the Lib Dems is not so much electing a new leader as having a wholesale clearout of LDHQ. I thought this anecdote (from Reddit) was telling: “I live in a Lab/Con battl… (View Post)

Oh great. Hopefully he doesn't spare his idiot son, who ran the feeble Remain campaign and thereby landed us all in this mess. (View Post)

I know it's not the point you're trying to make, but as a parent who's about to fill in the application form to choose Capitano Junior's primary school, I would far, far rather ha… (View Post)