https://twitter.com/round_windows/status/1264951053788864518 (View Post)

That's brilliant, isn't it? Go for a drive to see whether or not you're fit to drive? "Sir, can I ask you to breathe into this bag, please?" "Well, offisher, I'd th… (View Post)

Doable at night, to be honest. You put the kid in pyjamas before setting off and play their favourite soothing CD. Usually takes about 20 minutes for ours to drop off to sleep in such circumstances. … (View Post)

Nice coinage - I hadn't heard that one before. So that makes the next election Fornicator vs Forensicator. (View Post)

In which Johnson's government is thrown into the cracks of Mount Dom. (View Post)