“It’s just a flesh wound!” (View Post)

Cheer up, it could be worse. We could have had a coalition of chaos with Ed Miliband. (View Post)

You wait 25 years for a Portillo Moment and then two come along at once... (View Post)

"Boss, I'm a bit worried that our party brand is being retoxified and that, as the Nasty Party once more, we're heading for a crushing election defeat. What should we do?" "Shoot Bambi… (View Post)

TORY MPS: "No you can't have a second EU referendum, the result of the first one must stand. Don't you believe in democracy?" TORY MPS: "No you can't have a second Scottish independenc… (View Post)