Ah, if only. The job of the Telegraph is to make money. Either directly by selling copies/subscriptions, or indirectly by advocating for its owners’ interests. Same for pretty much all the national a… (View Post)

Not using a private car is un-American. They'd probably charge you $50 a day for that. (View Post)

Have you met Ofcom? They couldn’t require a fart in a bathtub. (View Post)

"My wife's gone to play cricket near Wigan." "Makerfield?" "No, actually I think I'll get her to bowl." (View Post)

"From a working class background in Aberdeen and is relatable and communicates in a way that not many Labour MPs are able to" To be fair, you could say exactly the same about Michael Gove. (View Post)