Ooooh, more leak revelations. Looks like someone has unhidden some tabs on excel and it turns out the whole of the special forces and MI6 was on it. If the location of the animals left behind by Oper… (View Post)

Camilla's birthday. That's why Edinburgh Castle is currently shelling Fife. (View Post)

The act is missing some sort of motivation clause around actually terrorising people. Chopping a ULEZ camera down is criminal damage and politically motivated, but it doesn't make me fear for my life… (View Post)

Gonna need more prisons (View Post)

The Bladerunners have done about £18 million damage so far. At this rate you're going to suggest the Black Cap for them. (View Post)