This kind of policy is up there with dredging rivers to stop flooding and getting rid of bus lanes to reduce congestion as examples of inane facebook-level policy making. Give me the council worker w… (View Post)

You realise you've posted this on PB, right? Merry Christmas I guess. (View Post)

Nope. You can scroll up and see what you said. Don't expect to work 3 days and get 5 days of salary though. = precisely the attitude we need to drive out. If my staff can get the stuff done requ… (View Post)

Put insects and sperm count on the same graph 👀 I'm only half kidding. A slightly mental farmer I know suggested the best way to keep this crap out of your system is to "follow the pigs&qu… (View Post)

Possibly bonkers theory - I think having children is a herd-like behaviour, or like an infectious "disease". Those of my peers who are having children inevitably have an older sibling who h… (View Post)