The first attempt has not gone well, I shall try that next. (View Post)

I shall remind the commenters of that, I'm sure they'll take it well. (View Post)

That would be a spectacular way to lose your job as a primary school teacher. Lots of ketchup sachets. (View Post)

Congratulations. (View Post)

Meh, they are still miles behind inflation, and significantly behind NHS productivity growth. It's a labour market - a sticky one, sure, but you need to pay people their rate otherwise off to Au… (View Post)