"My Albanian care worker told me it's going to be 67c this weekend" - Leon, c2045 (View Post)

We're going to have close the border soon to prevent climate migrants from England flooding the central belt. (View Post)

Legislate so that all national infrastructure projects should start at the end furthest away from London. (or that the proportion of government investment by region is the inverse of the average full… (View Post)

It sounds remarkably high, but it's one of those stats that makes sense when you think about it: * Most women who are having sex do not want to conceive. So you've got contraception failure rate mult… (View Post)

That's wrong on both counts. It remains a highly viable infrastructure project with a much better return than spending cash on *gestures widely*, but you should never proceed with a project based on … (View Post)