Absolute disaster for Mordaunt. She's finished. Note: Actually watched Coronation Street not that debate nonsense. Our Toyah got arrested for murdering her bairn. (View Post)

Focus Group of One Alert. I've been waiting in all day for my new garage door openers to be delivered. They just arrived and after the van driver said Ingerland had "no fucking chance"… (View Post)

Gone to Appleby Horse Fair for a bare knuckle bout with a big lad from Rathkeale. (View Post)

I might be wrong but I don't think D-Daygate is as big a deal for serving personnel as it is for boomers who have never picked up a rifle. So all this talk of Ri$hi losing Richmond because of Ca… (View Post)

She'd have been at the wrong beach and then a strap-on would have fallen out of her handbag. #justtrussthings (View Post)