I've wished death on loads of people on here and skated on it. You've just got to do it in a witty and stylish manner. Not ranting away like an end-stage alcoholic; even if that's what… (View Post)

This is it, boys. This is the Internet we were promised. It's here. (View Post)

100% not Russian, these guys never are. (View Post)

From this week until the end of his political career, which could well be next week, he's going to be eternally branded as "Tom Turdendhat". (View Post)

It snows regularly in the Asir mountains in Saudi. No idea if there are any ski resorts there. (View Post)