See you tomorrow. I don't know where I'm going But I sure know where I've been Hanging on the promises in songs of yesterday And I've made up my mind I ain't wasting no more … (View Post)

A bloke in our village topped himself because his Mrs was banging some no-mark at her salsa class. He hung himself from the stairs with the cable from the phone (who needs a landline these days). She… (View Post)

If The Leonster has come across that photo of Katie Price on his regular patrol of Twitter's mottled underbelly then clear your agendas, lads, because that'll be all we hear about for days. (View Post)

Tailored in the figurative and literal loosest manner. Maybe old mate Topping can comment on army issue but in the Navy the MoD issued rig (which we had to pay for in those days) was useful only for … (View Post)

Obviously, I didn't watch the Trump/"Musky Baby" thing because I'm not a r***ded, degenerate fucc boi but I don't see what the play is for EM other than he actually believes … (View Post)