Rooney is now the same age as Paolo Maldini was when he played in a Champions League Final. That's alcohol for you... (View Post)

Yeah. We've heard that one before. He'll be in jail. He's going bankrupt. His wig will fall off. He'll never get re-elected. Unless he dies, which would be mega-LOL, he is going f… (View Post)

Why is means testing the WFA the work of Satan but means testing the triple lock a brilliant idea? (View Post)

I don't fucking miss mine. The firing pin broke on it and we had no spares so I threw it in the Shatt Al Arab. I then bought an M4 off a heavily indebted USN combat medic with the heavy duty &qu… (View Post)

I am to him as Hyperion is to a satyr. (View Post)