This is the tech equivalent of Charles Ryder wearing flannels for dinner. (View Post)

I think Hanoverians are described as "unhealthily florid with eyes like oysters" in one of the Aubrey/Maturin books. (View Post)

RAF Gibraltar (such as it is) is a hangar with somewhere to plug a kettle in on the north side of the aerodrome. Frontex will be at the civilian airport on the south side. It's nothing to do wit… (View Post)

He vomited continuously for almost 5 minutes until nothing would come up but a sort of thin milky froth. Also his eyes resembled the hind quarters of a female baboon in oestrus for three days. (View Post)

I've seen things you people wouldn’t believe. The gunroom piano on fire going over the stern of a carrier. I've watched a Sub Lieutenant stick a condom up his nose and pull it out of his mo… (View Post)