I saw an MG Maestro Turbo in the Waitrose car park just before Christmas. I hung around for a bit, because I wanted to talk to the owner and ask him how the fuck it was still moving. He (and it 100% … (View Post)

I remember it very well because a girl I was an undergrad with at Durham with had a new one courtesy of her dad - basically child abuse. I often used to see her at a bus stop and eventually took an i… (View Post)

It's perfectly normal and advantageous predator behaviour to kill more than it can eat. Those carcasses might still be there in a few days time when it's hungry again. (View Post)

What's this mad "Baltic War" you've imagined? Russia currently gains about 400-500km2 / month in the SMO. How fucking long do you think it's going to take them to get to Daug… (View Post)

Wake up, babe. The new Malmesbury anecdote just dropped and it's a banger. (View Post)