I rawdogged it and didn't have an insurance offer. As far as I can recall I wasn't even aware of such a thing. My offer from Durham was ABB and there was no way a fucking delinquent like me… (View Post)

Twice? The fucking shitstain had been hammering away at it all night. (View Post)

See you tomorrow. I don't know where I'm going But I sure know where I've been Hanging on the promises in songs of yesterday And I've made up my mind I ain't wasting no more … (View Post)

A bloke in our village topped himself because his Mrs was banging some no-mark at her salsa class. He hung himself from the stairs with the cable from the phone (who needs a landline these days). She… (View Post)

If The Leonster has come across that photo of Katie Price on his regular patrol of Twitter's mottled underbelly then clear your agendas, lads, because that'll be all we hear about for days. (View Post)