Or voting from the rooftop. 🤞 (View Post)

I've changed my mind. @Battlebus is right. I'd be fucking fantastic. (View Post)

I'd be a terrible MP. I'm quite lazy and would have the potential to be quite spectacularly corrupt. Not even because I need the money, I don't, but just because I could and for a laug… (View Post)

SB is fully GOATed and that tweet proves it. (View Post)

It was my psychiatrist who told me to run for the parish council. She said it teaches you a lot about yourself, makes you come to terms with your limitations and makes you think about how you relate … (View Post)