I've got a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her. She goes to a different school. (View Post)

Less tetchy. No, even less tetchy than that. Remember, hit the key points. Rainbow lanyards, toilets and the slightly different coloured cross on the England shirt. Don't mention Brexit. Repeat.… (View Post)

Mental Spice, Evil Spice, Thick Spice and I can't even be bothered to come up with one for Mordaunt. (View Post)

They stuck to the plan. (View Post)

Grenadier uses the BCM (and almost all of the other electronics) from a G05 X5 and hence has voice control. I have no idea why that fucking thing exists or who would want one. If you want a badly bui… (View Post)