The last time I came back from Germany some guy in the immigration queue had a "Captain Tom" passport cover. I tried to take a covert photo for the "okmatewanker" subreddit but la… (View Post)

I doubt I will see rejoin in my lifetime but the UK is just going to drift into ever closer alignment with the EU one small step at a time to avoid alarming fat people who give their kids names like … (View Post)

You could have had the blue passport, as if that matters at all, without the economic slump, political instability, enervation of influence and vast cultural schism though. It was possible within the… (View Post)

A heady mixture of piss, Olde English cider and stale tobacco. (View Post)

Bruxelles, Kiev or Tall Abib for Dave's first trip? That will say a lot about his priorities... (View Post)