Finishing behind the Fukkers in the Barcelona of the North would definitely finish off Big Rish and the tories would go full Jonestown Massacre. The only question then is how long PM Jenrick (it migh… (View Post)

Recent tory Environment Secretaries have included O-Patz, Truss, Leadsom, Ada Shufflebottom and "Big" Steve Barclay so, no. (View Post)

It's amazing how quickly the royal famz has gone from too big to too small. This time next year, both King Prince Charles and Everybody's Second Favourite Princess of Wales could be brown b… (View Post)

If Cammo had an invitation to see Biden's embalmed remains he would have gone because he'd have had no choice. The fact that he didn't go means there was no invitation. (View Post)

Everywhere I hear the sound of marchin', chargin' feet, boy 'Cause summer's here and the time is right For saving up for the deposit on a nice semi (View Post)