Just Google recovery service/towing on your phone and call the closest one. RAC/AA/Green Flag will do it for non-members but they won't be the cheapest and will just be subbing it out to the per… (View Post)

The price of a normal recovery is about £100-£150 so unless whatever piece of shit you're driving leaves you stranded on the side of the road more than twice a year it's just not worth it. (View Post)

Big Nige's nothing-to-see-here defence is compromised by the fact that he didn't own up until the Guardian found out about it. He knew it would make him look like the grasping turd he is, s… (View Post)

Test the resistance of the compressor windings. The sum of the lowest two values should equal the highest. If they don't your compressor is fucked. Also check your grounds (this applies to any a… (View Post)

Malmsey does this stripe of solipsistic preening so much better. (View Post)