Kemi has no option now but to try to be Farage With a Fanny (not Ticey, a real one), but it's probably too late and she isn't really very good at that sort of thing. (View Post)

Somewhere in North London, a palsied hand slowly pulls back a wine and piss stained duvet to reach, trembling, for a laptop. (View Post)

I originally applied to be RAF aircrew and when I went to the selection thing at Biggin Hill I failed the logic and IQ tests. Did ok on the maths and English but I'd been extensively and intensi… (View Post)

Please sir! May I have some more structural inequality and endemic poverty? (View Post)

That Bernard Manning looking c-nt was running his campaign while inflation was 200%+ and so there was some desperation in giving his shock therapy a go. This hypothetical tory anarcho-cap godhead isn… (View Post)