The plant is under Russian control at the moment so depending on who did the drone strike, it may have to be hastily rebranded as a heroic act of resistance rather than an atrocity. (View Post)

That doesn't matter. If she loses her seat, the tories have lost the election by a lolsome margin anyway so who gives a fuck. She is more fluent liar than Sunak but is crippled by the burden of … (View Post)

Mordaunt is suspected of being insufficiently belligerent toward trans people for tory tastes so Patel balances the ticket because nobody is under any doubt that at her core is a black torrent of spi… (View Post)

The rise of the Fukkers looks relentless. Imagine what they could do if that had a proper politician leading them instead of a giant foreskin in a suit. (View Post)

NF has lost a bit of timber and has had a fake tan applied. Obviously getting match fit to lead the tories in opposition after they get gaza'ed. Bloke on the left is obviously the youngest and h… (View Post)