Johnson and ScoMo! Kiev and al-Quds are becoming the prime stops on the Hasbeens Tour. Where's a Qassam when we could do with one? (View Post)

There is a difference between going around licking all the door handles at an old folks' home and barricading yourself in your house for months on end just because Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Joh… (View Post)

He meant the Belarussian internal security agency. That's still КГБ. (View Post)

This is pretty much the view inside the party - whose members have the lowest average BMI and highest IQ of all the parties. Our main problem as a political movement is that, because we're alway… (View Post)

We do karaoke a lot in our house as the Ukrainians are very fond of all such performing arts tomfoolery. My go to song is Don't Wanna Miss a Thing by Aerosmith. I even do the Steven Tyler finger… (View Post)