He only wants to have it here because it's called 'Excel'. His daughters Vlookup and Sumif may be present. (View Post)

A better title would have been 'Gorn on the 4th of July'. (View Post)

That was fucking pathetic from Big Rish in the pissing rain. I fucking despise the little shit and wish him nothing but personal and professional ill fortune in the years ahead so we're off to a… (View Post)

I've got a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her. She goes to a different school. (View Post)

Less tetchy. No, even less tetchy than that. Remember, hit the key points. Rainbow lanyards, toilets and the slightly different coloured cross on the England shirt. Don't mention Brexit. Repeat.… (View Post)