What a gilded age of sober and reflective government we would enjoy with a tory/Fukker coalition loaded to the gunwales with thick-as-pigshit chavs and reactionary cranks. All operating on a thin maj… (View Post)

NATO is irrelevant at this point and the United Kingdom of England, Wales and the Isle of Wight has no say in whether Scotland joins the EU or not. (View Post)

The ? on your keyboard must be fucking paggered. (View Post)

AOC: Good dancer. Competent player of Among Us on Twitch. Not obviously insane. That's going to seem like an upgrade if there's an election in 2028. (View Post)

You'd be amazed how many mates keep in touch once you've got your own tyre and wheel balancing machines. It never fucking ends. I once broke into a friend's house in broad daylight to … (View Post)