Both leaders got people in the crowd shouting 'woo'. Can I just repeat that there is no torture too medieval, no bit of Lego too sharp to kneel upon, and no upturned plug too inconveniently located o… (View Post)

Christ on a bendy bus Jezza, stop being such a fucking faff-arse. (View Post)

I'm just being facetious about the set. Corbyn looking physically a bit gammy and struggling,obvs, on the brexit q. (View Post)

What channel is the debate on. I'm watching ITV1 but seem to have found a cross between The Cube and Tron. (View Post)

"Ah, but you see, Mr returning officer, the majority of the veins have been drawn in the box next to my candidate's name" (View Post)