This nerd has drawn the short straw having to follow the last guy... (View Post)

He wants this election to be more consequential than any other? If it ends up more consequential than 1860 it's going to be "interesting". (View Post)

*opens curtains, sees the world hasn't ended, closes curtains* (View Post)

Dogger, Fisher, German Bight; Viking[*], Thames, Dover, Wight. [*] This is an error. It should be Humber, so it obviously wasn't intentionally changed for scansion. (View Post)

Starmer would have us be subject to tariffs levied on the EU, so it's not exactly much of a win for him. (View Post)