I know I joke about this with ‘memo to Kemi’ but whenever a Conservative frontbencher complains about Labour, it turns out it was the blue team wot dunnit. Every single time. (View Post)

The place of my appointment does not appear on the provider's website! (View Post)

All the best buildings are in London. Bridges, however, are more evenly spread around: Tyne; Forth; Tower; Severn. Still nothing for Manchester, mind. (View Post)

Which is odd given sailors' reputation for clean-living and sobriety when in port. (View Post)

John Profumo was Minister for War and possessor of a large and active willy. Like Boris, he had been a member of the Bullingdon Club at Oxford. Did a lot of charity work after politics. (View Post)