Cue athletics officials desperately measuring the course! (View Post)

That is the slightly odd thing – being made to change password away from one the attackers clearly do not know. (View Post)

To be fair, we have gun control and two recently-murdered MPs. (View Post)

This is why we must always be sceptical of conspiracy or terrorism claims when it is clear the would-be (or actual) assassin is a token short on ChatGPT. (View Post)

I can only think a new Chancellor might free up more money to bribe backbenchers via spending on their favourite causes, but I'm not convinced by the story. (View Post)