The geography teaching at my school was notoriously bad. Every week we would set off in the direction of double maths yet somehow end up playing snooker in the local golf club bar. (View Post)

Camilla is the Queen Consort. Prince Philip would have been the King Consort but they sidestepped that elephant trap. (View Post)

Kamala's husband is Jewish. More of a problem with Shapiro might have been having two Attorneys General on the ticket. (View Post)

I'll put you down as a ‘maybe’. (View Post)

Oi. Don't diss the OBR. Liz Truss dissed the OBR. Liz Who? Exactly. (If you can use that word in conjunction with OBR's random guesswork.) (View Post)