I used to know a chap whose job for one of the City trading date firms was to think of off-the-cuff explanations for every tiny blip in the markets. (View Post)

No, Burnham would need to be a Labour MP. Clause VII, page 4 https://labour.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Rule-Book-2025.pdf (View Post)

You can't ban algorithms. There must be at least one algorithm to choose which videos to offer you. There is not enough space on your home screen to show the billions of videos available and eve… (View Post)

MPs filing returns late is a time-honoured custom. No-one cares. (View Post)

Caviar does not cause palpitations – see your quack. The bill for three days' worth of caviar, on the other hand... (View Post)