Sorry Matt but this is just the Daily Star's Liz Truss lettuce joke rehashed. (View Post)

Jeremy Hunt has, by coincidence, a new book out in time for Christmas! I've not read it yet but if it is anything like his NHS book, Hunt is strong on analysis and reflection even if you disappr… (View Post)

Matt has two old buffers at Lord's worrying that the Australian social media ban will give them more time to practise cricket. I shan't post the cartoon because iirc the same joke was made … (View Post)

Likewise Craig Mackinlay (now Lord Mackinlay; he was the chap who had his limbs amputated owing to sepsis). The only candidate whose election was disallowed was Arthur Daley:- When Arthur decides to … (View Post)

Whereas what we've actually done is build and arm the submarines, and hope no-one noticed that whenever we test them, the missiles don't work. (View Post)