To condense and mangle a joke from the Jimmy Carr clip posted earlier:- Heckler: Who will win the war between the US and Iran? Carr: Lockheed Martin. (View Post)

USA vs Iran – 90 seconds of Jimmy Carr in America:- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fSNU-gY8o3E (View Post)

That Elon Musk has shut up about politics? That's the problem, not the cars. (View Post)

My father's proudest day as an RAF national serviceman was receiving his card with the Queen's personal phone number. (View Post)

And the first departments to close are expensive laboratory-based sciences like chemistry. It was the same cost-based bean-counting in the 1950s that meant technical schools were never built alongsid… (View Post)