Last time I was in a French restaurant I asked the waiter if he had frog's legs. When he said yes, I said "hop over to the bar and get me half a bitter"... I'll get my coat... (View Post)

I think they should digitally install a backbone into the management of the BBC (View Post)

brexit is waving from the corner.... (View Post)

I've cancelled the Daily Mail... :smile: ..and Sky News with their Middle Class women of a certain age, or should I say "hubble bubble toil and trouble" sisters. (View Post)

I think we should return the conkers and the scrabble tiles as well... (View Post)