On the subject of whom: Gary Oldman is actually two weeks younger than Gary Numan. (View Post)

Isn't treating the boat race as important one of the senseless quirks you and I were so keen to celebrate earlier? That said, it has to be on a Saturday. On Grandstand. (View Post)

That is one of the most joyful things I have seen all day. The BBC really did have some brilliant sporting theme tunes. Just utter happiness. For the next four and half hours, nothing need matter in … (View Post)

And while we're about it, if you weren't watching Final Score and were in the pub instead, the pleasure of finding out the football results by buying a pink. (For younger readers, before sm… (View Post)

Just listen to this. How can you not be excited about the upcoming FA Cup quarter final replay between Oldham and Crystal Palace? Honestly, I genuinely was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miUEHr5wkyQ (View Post)