I have sympathy with Kemi here. Far too many shop bought sandwiches are soggy, and mayonnaise is far too liberally applied. I always avoid any shop bought sandwich which contains tomatoes. (View Post)

If you're offering striking train drivers 10%+, don't be surprised when those being offered 2.5% conclude a) they're being fobbed off, and b) that striking works. (View Post)

Go on...? (View Post)

I did! I really did! I took a second or two to savour the moment, and then, as you say, came right back. It was a glorious moment. Possibly the highlight of my professional career as an office functi… (View Post)

A weasel is weaselly recognisable and a stoat is stoatally different. (View Post)