Dull reasons, none of which make the situation any less ridiculous. Daughter made a quiche in cookery lesson yesterday but had to leave it (and school) early for a (disastrous) piano exam, from which… (View Post)

Following this, my wife's friend - whose daughter is in my daughter's class - stopped outside her house trying to get away from her garrulous pilates companion who was discussing at great l… (View Post)

I am from very much North of Watford. 'Flan' is a word I would never use at all (except in reference to a strange boy at school with the name Flanagan). I find it oddly funny that my very S… (View Post)

1) Kudos first of all to @KnightOut (I think?), whose 160% betting strategy I successfully followed. Other more spectacular wins were available but I liked the safety of this one. 2) My wife has just… (View Post)

Was that the one where they were turned down because the parents voted UKIP? (In Rotherham, ironically). (View Post)