Eh? How far we've come from those dark days when every alley on a Friday night was full of drunkards buggering seagulls? In all seriousness, what does Dave Lee of Roker Avenue do with his life n… (View Post)

Yes, good point. Either we go the whole hog, or we get the AB of C (dressed in a smart suit, mind, none of that silly hat rubbish), to shake his hand and say "right, it's your turn. Try not… (View Post)

Which verb would you use? I don't want it to be catapult, because surely catapulting is surely what a catapult does, not a trebuchet. And trebucheting is an ugly word. Perhaps we need to invent … (View Post)

Lob is perfect. "ritual lobbing of an effigy of the last king into the North Sea by trebuchet." Excellent. I suggest Ness Point, Lowestoft as a suitable location. (View Post)

Also, Britins were never as rich as they thought they were in the furst place. We have been liviing beyond oir means since 2001. At some point we need to pay all that back. (View Post)