They'd still be bellends. But better an elected bellend than one who's there simply because he's in a specific believing-in-God club. (View Post)

I remember this from the Guinness Book of Records 1987. I also remember that the longest word in Turkish means "Are you not of that group of people that we were said to be unable to Czechoslovak… (View Post)

Milk, I'd have thought, would be the immediate problem. (View Post)

First of all, congratulations on getting floccinaucinihilpilification into a thread which already had the word antidisestablishmentarianism floating around in it. (View Post)

In what respect are bishops 'experts'? The only respect in which I can see a benefit in having a state church is that without it I have no obvious answer to 'who crowns the monarch… (View Post)